Hello Patrons of P,
Yes! We’re pullin’ down our kegs and Squeezin’ out a number 2 just for you!
Sat the 25th JULY 2009 is P in the Field 2.
We cant wait, the excitement’s building up inside and dribbling down our legs.
Tickets are 10 buckaroonies (thats still real cash, our keyboards pound sign don’t work so buckaroonies shall be used in place of the pound sign for now) ON SALE NOW NOW NOW!!! Go to www.ticketsource.co.uk/pinthefield OR find a skivvie who has a ticket to sell you!
P in the Field 2 is a One day Music Festival.
Overnight camping is available for those with a real set of party bollocks.
There shall be copious amounts of music being strummed hummed, twanged and banged on the day right up until 11pm.
BRONG YOUR OWN BOTTLE
UNDERAGE DRINKERS WILL BE REMOVED. (some may be hung drawn and quartered for entertainment purposes)
Doors Open at 1pm.
An insider in the P in the Field Team said this:
“If we all PUSH really hard we can all Squeeze out a number 2 and it’ll be a bloody big one!”
SO Tell yer pals yer grannies and yer pets, get them all down to Crossford on SAT 25th July 2009 to P in the Field.